are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
petition for australia to host a winter olympic games
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theatre but in a punk way*
*does punk but in a musical theatre way*
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
and what the fuck do you mean by that
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it